Utah Open Source Planet has changed my life. Before my blog got pulled into the local community feed, I was only getting 3 unique visitors a day, with zero comments. Now, I’m getting 300 unique visitors a month with zero comments. Plus I’m really popular with 192.168.1.2, whoever that is, wow! *waves*
Getting so many hits and visits has really changed things. Now hair grows on my chest. My Cheerios taste better. I can program in Perl. I’m sure you’ve learned a lot from me as well — I always get IMs asking me how I manage to even keep a computer running for more than 20 minutes!
Thanks UOSP, you rock! And thank you, too, Planet Gentoo. I love you guys. 
I really did laugh out loud. Thanks!
P.S.
FIRST POST!
Steve,
Dude, you are the man. Try the Honey Wheat Lo-cal fat-free Strawberry Diet Vanilla Chex. Those things will put some hair in your eyeballs.
…now if it could just help with the chick problem
I’m still laughing
You can program in pearls? Do you do that while eating your cheerios? jk… actually, I’m glad to hear that you’ve improved your eating habits from that little “Chef-boy-ardee” episode. You’ve changed your breakfast cereal from super-chocolate-lucky-charms to plain ol’ cheerios?
p.s. did you know your crusty ol’ brother used to write programs in PERL?